Conversations With My Teen. #Clothes

What are you going to wear to the party on Saturday?

OK, sorry, what are you going to wear to the gathering on Saturday?

I didn’t say gathering in a funny way

I didn’t! it’s just that in my day a large group of teenagers in a garage with music and cider was a party

No I don’t think you are 5 years old

No I don’t imagine there will be balloons and jelly and ice cream

OK, I will stop calling it a party then.

What do I think you should wear?

What about that blue dress?

Well just because no one else is wearing a dress doesn’t mean that you can’t

It wouldn’t make you a weirdo

What is everyone else wearing then?

But if you don’t know what everyone else is wearing how do you know they won’t be wearing dresses?

I am not being deliberately annoying

I am not

If I am an old lady with no fashion sense then why did you ask my opinion?

Yes you actually did ask my opinion

Try the black jeans

No, they do not make you look fat

Because you are not fat you are beautiful

Yes I am your mother but I would still say that even if I wasn’t

Yes, I would

Wear the cord skirt, that really suits you

I’m sure no one will remember that you wore it to Emma’s

Well you can’t wear a brand new outfit every time you go out

Because we are not millionaires

I am not useless, you just don’t like any of my suggestions

Please don’t slam the…

…door

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