You’re hungry? OK, well dinner is ready in about an hour so have a snack to keep you going
It’s spaghetti bolognese
Please don’t make vomit sounds, you like pasta
Yes the sauce has tomatoes in it
No I didn’t know you hate tomatoes
OK, sorry, I didn’t know you hate cooked tomatoes
Well I don’t remember you telling me that a million times
I do listen to what you say, I just don’t remember everything
I am not a deaf old crone, please don’t be rude
Fine, just have the pasta on its own then
Well, if you are so hungry that you can’t wait then have an apple
Or a piece of bread
Maybe you are thirsty? Have a glass of water
No, I didn’t know that you hate water
What would you have if you could choose anything in the world right now?
Well if you don’t know then nothing I suggest will appeal will it?
No, that is not true, there is plenty of food in this house
No, I don’t have any chocolate
No you can’t go to MacDonalds
Because dinner is in less than an hour
What do you mean you don’t want any dinner?
I thought you were starving
Please don’t slam the…